(Source: thisismattreid)
charstarlene: What if I were one of those women who could have whatever they want?
Like Cleopatra? Marie Antoinette? Beyonce? Beyonce can have whatever she wants, right? She’s had to have made a few bold requests. (Surrogate mom, anyone?)
If I could have whatever I want…
I would write on the wall, any wall, whenever I want. Maybe it’s a thought. Or something funny. Or a…
DEALBREAKER.: On January 15, 2009, I started a blog with my friend Dave about all...
On January 15, 2009, I started a blog with my friend Dave about all the reasons not to date someone. On September 28, 2010, Dealbreaker: The Definitive List of Dating Offenses was released. On March 30, 2013, I got married.
Now, for our readers, with whom I have so carefully curated an anti-love…
Here is a supremely silly bit that Danny Cohen, Mike Bradecich and I did a few weeks back.
Kids toys, amirite?!
Really funny. Go team.
Yeah! I’m a gangster, see? Look at my suit, it’s from the early 20th century where we are right now currently! I gots a gun and a dame and— oh no the coppers! The coppers are all around me but it don’t matter because I got this prop gun— I mean REAL gun that I will use because that’s what you do in gangster times! Yup! I’m definitely not an actor in a fake thing wearing Warner Brothers wardrobe department property, because I’m a real gangster with my very own old timey car. No I mean, it’s not old timey, it’s TIMEY because we are in these times right now. Bang bang! I have to check my iPhone!
— every actor’s inner monologue while filming Gangster Squad (via theidiotking)
This. Now.: 5 Things I Think About Improv
1. If your character is in the same emotional state at the end of the scene as it was at the beginning of the scene, then you’re doing it wrong.
2. 100% of scenes will be made better by just saying what you are honestly thinking.
3. Back story does NOT equal justification. Back story is just…
This is how it feels immediately following a UCB LA Harold Night show.
This honestly should be promotional material for UCBTLA.
Matt Reid forever.
(Source: thisismattreid)
Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying yes begins things. Saying yes is how things grow. Saying yes leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.
— Stephen Colbert
(Source: bizarrozarroland, via jessicacabot)
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My girlfriend is dope.
(Source: penandwhiskey)
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